For instance, in Chicago, there was an attempted robbery of a store. A young man stormed into the store with a gun and demanded for money. The clerk who was working said he didn’t know the combination for the safe. The robber, in return, gave his number to the clerk and told the clerk to call him when the manager was in and left. Obviously the clerk called the police and the robber was arrested.
To make matters worse, our society is succumbing to fit the needs of stupid people, especially on packaging.
The iPaper website states that on a Sears hairdryer package, it says “Do Not Use while sleeping.”
On a package of a Rowena iron is say, “Do Not iron clothes on body.”
On Sainbury Peanuts, “Warning: Contains Nuts.”
And finally on Nytol Sleep Aid, “Warning: May Cause Drowsiness.”
Do I really need to explain the common sense of these statements? So how do you know if you classify as a stupid person?
If your favorite color is clear, you are stupid.
If you consider French Fries ethnic food, you are stupid.
If you ever studied for a pregnancy test, you are stupid.
And finally, if you ever flunked an I.Q. test, you are stupid.
These statements are from the Geocities website. Stupid people have been around for a long time and I’m not the first person to make fun of them.
Rodney Dangerfield said, “my uncle was so stupid, in the civil war he fought for the west.” And “My wife was at the store the other day and just as she was heading for our car, someone stole it! I said, "Did you see the guy that did it?" She said, "No, but I got the license plate."
Great mind Albert Einstein said, and I quote, “Only two things are infinite, the universe, and human stupidity.”
If Albert Einstein noticed it, you can tell stupidity was pretty obvious. Just think what he would say to this comment, “What is Einstein’s last name?” Here’s your sign.
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