Cristiano Ronaldo's statistics in 2013 are, to put it mildly, impressive.
So naturally, a man who's not usually backwards in coming forwards, coupled with a sportswear manufacturer in Nike who like to be bold, were going to mark the year somehow.
The result is this "out of this world" poster.
According to Ronaldo's Instagram, the next one "will be even better."
Defences, you have been warned.