Christmas is usually a joyous time of year—a time for happy songs and kids running around with too much sugar in their tummies.
Let Manchester City full-back Aleksandar Kolarov redress the balance.
City have been doing a daily advent calendar on YouTube, and while there's been plenty of the cheesy stuff—if you haven't seen John Guidetti sing Wham! don't miss out—Kolarov is surely the star turn of the month.
He suggests first of all that he'd like his background to be "dark," before suggesting a festive scene including a Christmas tree, the Serbian flag and some wolves.
Then he reads popular Christmas song "Santa Claus is coming to town" as if Father Christmas is less about the presents and more about kidnapping naughty children.
As Dirty Tackle puts it: "Even if Santa doesn't come to town, Aleksandar Kolarov and his wolves might. You have been warned."