Sticks and stones may still break bones, but words will cause the Internet to be torn asunder.
Welcome back to yet another week of fine sports programming. We are sure there is a breakdown of all that is wonderful and good in the sports world bumping around the interwebz somewhere.
As some of you know, we are far more concerned with those annoying moments we can't seem to let go. Like a horrible song that gets stuck in your head all day until you hear it again, these are the stories we are hoping to exorcise from our noggin.
Two of the best are provided thanks to a couple of loudmouths who really couldn't help themselves, and for that we are grateful.
Feel free to chime in with some stories of your own, or just enjoy what we have here. Keep your arms and legs in the vehicle at all times, y'all.