B/R Exclusive: Luis Suarez's New and Fictional Liverpool Contract Leaked!

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B/R Exclusive: Luis Suarez's New and Fictional Liverpool Contract Leaked!
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After several months of speculation over his future, Liverpool's Luis Suarez has finally signed a contract extension that will keep him at Anfield until 2018, according to The Guardian's Andy Hunter.

"I can achieve the ambitions of winning trophies here," he said, in a change to the tune he was whistling last season. 

Through my network of moles and illicit made-up sources, I have managed to obtain a 100 percent authentic fake copy of Suarez's new contract extension document.

Read on for bona fide forged excerpts from his new terms and conditions... 

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