Welcome to the Onion Bag, your one-stop shop for football news and japery.
Up first in this show, we discuss the World XI that have been selected to take on a team of aliens.
Next, we look at the furor surrounding Paris Saint-Germain coach Laurent Blanc, who has caused an upset with a sexist comment in a press conference.
And finally, we look at Andre Villas-Boas, whose legacy is living on at White Hart Lane via the matchday programme.
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