When you think about it, British football fans are a peculiar bunch. Most of them would be too embarrassed to sing at home or on stage, but when it comes to standing with thousands of their brethren around a rectangle of grass, they will croon until their voices give out.
English fans are also renowned for their witty chanting and droll sense of humour. Here are seven of the best terrace tunes that have been dreamed up by Premier League fans in the 2013/14 season so far.
In the likely event that I have left some fan witticisms out of this list, leave your nominations in the comments.