2013 Holiday Cards for Every NFL Team

Dan Levy@danlevythinksNational Lead WriterDecember 17, 2013

2013 Holiday Cards for Every NFL Team

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    It's the holiday season, which means every NFL team is busy sending out yuletide cheer to fans, sponsors and corporate partners alike. 

    Well, we got a copy of every holiday card from every NFL team for 2013, and we thought we would share them with you. 

    I know what you're probably thinking:

    "Hey Dan, these look like fake cards you made on your computer after talking with NFL analyst Josh Zerkle and Nick Tarnowski, who was the co-host of your old podcast."

    Wow, that was a very specific thought. And you're probably right in thinking that. Or the cards are all very, very real. I guess we'll never know.

    (You probably already know.)

    Happy holidays, NFL fans! Grab some eggnog and enjoy.

AFC East: New England Patriots

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    God bless us for Bill Belichick. Everyone.

     

    (Player/staff images via Getty Images.)

Miami Dolphins

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    Too easy.

     

    (Image via Getty Images.)

New York Jets

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    Coming to a theater near you. A terrible theater.

     

    (Player/staff images via Getty Images.)

Buffalo Bills

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    It's funny because he's eating Buffalo wings.

     

    (Image via Getty Images.)

AFC North: Cincinnati Bengals

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    Full disclosure, the Andy Dalton gingerbread was part of the 2011 card, but it was too silly not to reuse.

Baltimore Ravens

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    A season without that ridiculous pregame dance is enough of a present.

     

    (Image via Getty Images.)

Pittsburgh Steelers

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    Santa is also thinking about taking away draft picks.

     

    (Coach image via Getty Images.)

Cleveland Browns

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    So...many...bad...quarterbacks.

     

    (Player/fan images via Getty Images.)

AFC South: Indianapolis Colts

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    Just to be clear: no returns.

     

    (Image via Getty Images.)

Tennessee Titans

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    Yukon Cornelius scores again!

     

    (Player/staff images via Getty Images.)

Jacksonville Jaguars

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    It was almost too easy not to go there.

     

    (Player/staff images via Getty Images.)

Houston Texans

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    In fairness, he'll have more time to go low and slow.

     

    (Coach image via Getty Images.)

AFC West: Denver Broncos

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    To ensure delivery, do not go farther than 15 yards.

     

    (Player image via Getty Images.)

Kansas City Chiefs

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    Coming to a flyover mall near you.

     

    (Coach image via Getty Images.)

San Diego Chargers

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    This card doesn't actually exist.

Oakland Raiders

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    To be fair, there was probably a year where Jeff George or Kerry Collins weren't horrible. 

NFC West: Seattle Seahawks

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    Seattle will be home for about six weeks before the Super Bowl. That's pretty crazy.

     

    (Player/stadium images via Getty Images.)

San Francisco 49ers

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    This is one of those times where an idea gets changed because you find a photo that is too incredible not to use. Thanks Getty Images!

Arizona Cardinals

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    Honestly, I know the NFL wants to have division matchups to end the season, but traveling to Seattle then home to face San Francisco is just brutal for a team that could probably win two of the other three NFC divisions.

     

    (Player/staff images via Getty Images.)

St. Louis Rams

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    Hey, did you hear the Cardinals won the pennant?

     

    (Player/staff images via Getty Images.)

NFC South: New Orleans Saints

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    Santa is either huge or this house is rather tiny. Let's go with a huge Santa.

     

    (Player image via Getty Images.)

Carolina Panthers

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    Santa has a tell.

     

    (Player/staff images via Getty Images.)

Tampa Bay Buccaneers

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    Having worked for Greg Schiano for nearly a decade, I almost used the 2007 Rutgers football holiday card, which I actually made many moons ago. Well, six years. Many moons is six years ago.

     

    (Coach image via Getty Images.)

Atlanta Falcons

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    Will Mike Smith be back in 2014, or has he...dropped the ball?

    (I'll show myself out.)

     

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NFC North: Chicago Bears

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    Jay Cutler tree toppers are coming to big-box stores next year. They will immediately go on clearance.

     

    (Player images via Getty Images.)

Green Bay Packers

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    I didn't know cheese can show up on a X-ray.

     

Detroit Lions

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    Be thankful, Detroit. The Schwartz may not be with you too much longer.

     

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Minnesota Vikings

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    Seriously, screw Rudolph.

NFC East: Philadelphia Eagles

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    Maybe Saint Nick can't deliver against a zone. Could Christmas be ruined in Philly?

     

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Dallas Cowboys

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    I'm making prints of this and sending it out instead of the one of my kids.

     

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New York Giants

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    Maybe Eli Manning's receivers should start wearing different-colored jerseys.

     

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Washington Redskins

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    Happy holidays, everybody!

     

    (Player/staff images via Getty Images.)