Hello there, welcome to another edition of your favourite world football news compendium, The Onion Bag.
On today's show, we start with news of Harry Redknapp's new obsession: The QPR manager can't leave home without feeding his birds.
Next, we check in with Atletico Madrid, who are offering bargain €1 tickets to a game this week for their unemployed fans.
Finally, we take a look at Cristiano Ronaldo's new online venture: his very own social network.
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