December 14, 2013
The Detroit Pistons wanted to "protect their house" against the visiting Brooklyn Nets, but how can they protect their house if they can't even protect their mascot?
No word yet on whether Nets forward Kevin Garnett planned the attack. Probably not; after all, he usually only bullies Europeans, and the Pistons mascot was made right here in the good ol' U-S-of-A!
Hat tip to B/R reader Matthew for the video.