Welcome to the Onion Bag, your guide around the latest weird and wonderful news in world football.
We begin today with the curious case of Shinji Kagawa, who apparently missed Saturday's Manchester United game after eating too much and needing his stomach pumped.
Next, we look at Didier Drogba and the punishment he is receiving for paying tribute to Nelson Mandela. The Galatasaray star is standing firmly behind his actions.
Finally, we bring you news of a goalkeeper who is set to become the next WWE superstar.
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