The good news is Brandon Weeden has a burger named after him. And that, well, that's all we have on the good news front.
What follows is your weekly cavalcade of deplorable. Here are our favorite moments from the sports world this week. And by favorite, we of course mean downright infuriating.
Join us on yet another jaunt through the frustrating annals of sport as we highlight some things that will make you cringe, some that will make you laugh and some that will just have you scratching you head.
As always, please right our wrongs and fill us in on things we may have missed in the comments section below.