If Week 14 of the 2013 college football season didn't do it for you, you should probably give up on this whole "sports" thing. It isn't meant to be.
For everyone else, let's take Sunday to collectively appreciate what we just witnessed, from Ole Miss and Mississippi State kicking things off on Thanksgiving to the final set of night games on Saturday.
What an incredible slate rivalry week gave us, and somehow, the hype was exceeded by the action on the field.
Of course, while you'll read plenty of summarizing essays and articles about what a special turn this season has taken, none of it would be possible without players stepping up and making plays when their teams needed them the most.
Let's take a look at some of the studs and duds from Week 14.
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