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WWE WTF: John Cena Weight-Loss Program, Gobbledy Gooker on Twitter and More

Alfred KonuwaFeatured ColumnistNovember 27, 2013

WTF is John Cena doing with a weight-loss program? Why is the Gobbledy Gooker on Twitter? Why are Cy Young winners carrying around the WWE championship? And who is the WWE Network hiring now?

John Cena has launched a Body Change initiative where he vows significant weight loss for clients after 10 weeks. Should clients of this program be successful, Cena’s “you can’t see me” catchphrase will take on a whole new meaning.

Cy Young winners Max Scherzer and Clayton Kershaw were recently awarded with MLB championship belts following their elite accomplishments. The titles looked eerily similar to the WWE championships. Not to be out done, WWE Chairman Vince McMahon noted on Twitter that the real (replica) WWE championships were going to be sent to the two pitching phenoms.

Infamous WWE mascot the Gobbledy Gooker is now on Twitter @TheGooker. Most turkeys hide come Thanksgiving season. He tweets. Hopefully those tweets are also delicious.

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