As much as we appreciate an epic patient innings of crease occupation or the metronomic skill of a long miserly bowling spell, we primarily watch cricket for entertainment.
With that in mind, I have put together a theoretical team that would, to coin a cricketing cliche, empty the bars when they are on the pitch. With bat and ball!
I've tried to make it a fully functional workable XI that could compete across different formats while also including a few maverick figures (who seem to be mostly English), all in the name of entertainment.
Win or lose, there wouldn't be many dull moments watching this team in action.