Plenty of celebrities out there love sports. Nelly always talks about how he wishes he was good enough at baseball to have played for the St. Louis Cardinals. Jay Z likes sports so much that he has taken it upon himself to ruin...er, manage the careers of some of the best athletes.
But tons of celebrities should keep their love of athletics under wraps in order to protect their reputations. Because quite frankly, they suck at sports.
If you're a celeb with a terrible golf swing, restrict yourself to private clubs where your futility will remain shrouded in secrecy. If you know you can't throw a ball 60 feet with thousands of people watching and judging, settle for singing the national anthem or waving from the front row instead.
Because nobody needs to see your weak athletic stuff. Really.