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Early Morning Ram Slam Fun With Names

10 SEP 1995:  A ST. LOUIS RAMS FAN WITH A WATERMELON HELMET SUPPORTS HIS TEAM DURING THE RAMS 17-13 WIN OVER THE NEW ORLEANS SAINTS AT BUSH STADIUM IN ST. LOUIS, MISSOURI. Mandatory Credit: BRIAN BAHR/ALLSPORT
john renshawContributor IMay 28, 2009

How will the Rams keep up the PACE without ORLANDO and his smashing house of pancakes?

 

Will it be BULGER they will be chasin’ or will they be Friday the 13thed by Jason?

Or it will be a BULGER disc in his back?

 

TORY HOLT had to BOLT, no he is not an INDY COLT, but how much shall the offense sag, now that he’s a JACKSONVILLE JAG?

 

They Gave away their top tackle man so Please meet Dr. LAURINATIS, you  will leave with a case of  SORE - AN – IT IS.

 

Nobody’s talking about the third round pick, FLETCH, who fans hope will intercept that catch.

 

Bookends on the offensive line, SMITH the GARDEN.

 

Bookends on the defensive line a LITTLE LONG.

 

If your receivers get de- cleat- ed O.J. says the BUTLER did it.

 

DONALD is A VERY fast dude.

 

Fun with the other Rams receiver names, Hell, I don’t even know their names.

 

I will C.J.AH YOU later.

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