Welcome to The Onion Bag, your favourite curator of weird and wonderful world football news.
We start today with news that Sir Alex Ferguson's book is literally riddled with errors. The 71-year-old's recount of certain events seems a little foggy, and the facts weren't properly checked before it went to print. Now, the publisher has been force to offer refunds.
Next, we head to Yeovil Town, where the Glovers are planning to launch their answer to the Pussycat Dolls in order to compete at the top level in the pop charts.
And finally, we salute Brian Deane, who celebrated steering his Norwegian side away from relegation by...locking himself in a toilet.
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