Newcastle United are ready to take the championship by storm with a spree of purchases aimed at strengthening the Magpies' dreadful lineup.
With up to 15 first-team players departing in the summer, Alan Shearer will need to restock on players, and to aid him to do just that, Bleacher Report is presenting the following list of recommended purchases who will undoubtedly skyrocket the Toon into a position from which the championship crown will not be too far out of reach.
Position: Right-back
Age: 20 yrs
Club: Sheffield United
Replaces: Habib Beye
Fee (speculated): £1.75 million
Fee (Daily Express): £6 million
Other interested clubs: Aston Villa
Position: Left-back
Age: 22 yrs
Club: Coventry City
Fee: £1.5 million
Replaces: Ryan Taylor
Position: Left-back
Age: 24 yrs
Club: Sporting CP
Fee: £1.5 million
Replaces: Jose Enrique
Position: Centre-back
Age: 19 yrs
Club: Sheffield Wednesday
Fee: £1 million
Replaces: Fabricio Coloccini
Position: Centre-back
Age: 22 yrs
Club: Middlesbrough
Fee: £4 million
Replaces: Sebastien Bassong
Position: Central Midfielder
Age: 22 yrs
Club: Southampton
Fee: £1.5 million
Replaces: Joey Barton
Position: Defensive Midfielder
Age: 20 yrs
Club: Derby County
Fee: £1.5 million
Replaces: Nicky Butt
Position: Winger (Right)
Age: 21 yrs
Club: Hearts
Fee: £1.25 million
Replaces: Jonas Gutierrez
Position: Attacking Midfielder
Age: 21 yrs
Club: Leeds United
Fee: £5 million
Replaces: Kevin Nolan
Position: Attacking Midfielder
Age: 24 yrs
Club: Espanyol
Fee: £2.5 million
Replaces: Emre Belozoglu
Position: Winger (Left)
Age: 28 yrs
Club: Reading
Fee: £2.5 million
Replaces: Damien Duff
Position: Forward (Right)
Age: 18 yrs
Club: Crystal Palace
Fee: £1 million
Replaces: Shola Ameobi
Position: Striker
Age: 27 yrs
Club: Reading
Fee: £3 million
Replaces: Alan Smith
Position: Striker
Age: 25 yrs
Club: Leeds United
Fee: £2 million
Replaces: Obafemi Martins
Position: Striker
Age: 22 yrs
Club: Swindon Town
Fee: £2 million
Replaces: Michael Owen
Newcastle United are expected to recoup from the sale of their existing first-teamers somewhere in the region of £30 million. It is understood that Alan Shearer wants a further £20 million from Mike Ashley for signings.
The entire £50 million may not be used for transfers. Instead, may be allocated for damage control—the rigours of championship football, no doubt.
If the current market trend is anything to go by, then expect the transfers to begin as early as next week. As soon as Big Al secures his contract with Ashley, and the owner allocates the necessary funds, these names—as far as this writer is concerned—should be gathered and pursued.
For £31 million, Newcastle United could get a young, hungry crop of players desperate to prove their worth and establish themselves as the next "Entertainers."
As ex-chairman Sir John Hall said, "The days of 'yesterday's men' at Newcastle United must come to an end."
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