It turns out Wisdom got lost on the way to Derby's Pride Park stadium this weekend, prompting the England Under-21 captain to abandon his £100,000 Porsche in the mud:
Here's a source quoted in the Mirror report:
"Because Andre wasn't sure of the way to Pride Park from the shop, he entered the postcode in the Porsche's sat nav and it took him all the way down a muddy track.
"The poor lad phoned the club to explain what had happened and managed to get himself to the ground in time to play."
Real friends a blessing pic.twitter.com/nZgNCwBxrq— andre wisdom (@andrewisdom47x) October 10, 2013
Oh dear, Andre. We sense you'll hear a lot more about this one in the weeks and months to come.