Mustaches, surprise mayoral candidates and a woman who once gave birth to a hand on Raw populate the most intriguing, most shareable WWE social media content of the week.
WWE's best tweets, Instagram photos and viral videos had David Ortiz showing off a gift from John Cena, Big E. Langston cracking wise and Dolph Ziggler showing off more than he intended. A look at famous WWE facial hair and stolen finishing moves round out a diverse list.
Ortiz, who just finished third in the race for Boston's mayor, per WGBHNews.org, donned a replica WWE Championship belt during the World Series victory parade. Cena promised Ortiz the "bling" last week.
The World Series MVP rocked the title, which looked even better around his waist than the World Heavyweight Championship belt Aaron Rodgers wore after Super Bowl XLV.
World Champs! pic.twitter.com/WcJNzZkegf— David Ortiz (@davidortiz) November 2, 2013
Ziggler, not far removed from wearing the real world's title, clearly has no issue making fun of himself.
In a match against Curtis Axel, Ziggler had his trunks pulled a bit too low, and an embarrassing GIF was born. Ziggler earns points for having fun with the moment and bonus points for the pun.
Ziggler's former bodyguard is a dependable source of funny tweets as well. When asked about his match against Axel on Wednesday's Main Event, he gave an entertaining answer.
I was Europe-bound. I suggested we have the match on the plane. No dice. “@juliusblaise: What happened to your IC Title on Main Event?"— Big E Langston (@BigELangston) November 7, 2013
There's probably some Japanese promotion somewhere working out the logistics of how to make a match on a plane a reality. In someone's mind, that's what's best for business.
Triple H is not that someone.
He begrudgingly booked a bout between Randy Orton and Big Show for the WWE Championship at Survivor Series. Despite how angry he appeared at the end of Monday's Raw, he seemed to be in a pleasant state of mind when doing his weekly interview with Michael Cole.
Triple H announces that Kane is now the Director of Operations. The new look of Kane's corporate gimmick is in a way creepier than anything else he's done before.
In the spirit of making fun of one's self, Triple H also tossed in a Mae Young birthing a hand reference.
The 90-year-old Hall of Famer watched Monday's Raw from backstage. WWE shared a shot of her and her family on its Instagram page.
WWE also looked into the past with two compilation videos, one of the best mustaches in WWE history and one of Superstars stealing each other's finishers.
The latter is ranked poorly, but it is a welcome flashback to Brock Lesnar and Kurt Angle's great battles as well as The Rock swiping the stunner from Steve Austin.
The figure-four leglock, the spear and Old School just don't look the same wielded by Roddy Piper, Undertaker and CM Punk, respectively.
The mustache video is a dose of nostalgia. Iron Sheik, Hulk Hogan, Rick Rude and other names from the past appear next to Sheamus and Cody Rhodes with some mighty crumb catchers.
The use of Eli Cottonwood's famously bad promo from NXT is brilliant.
It will likely be the last time Cottonwood appears next to so many Hall of Famers just as this is certain to be the last list that Big Papi, Young and Ziggler appear on together.