"How about we just skip the game and head to the Build-A-Bear?"
Whoa there, Chief. You can't just go throwing around sentences like that. There are certain things you are not allowed to say as a sports fan, and that's one of them.
If you're a true sports enthusiast, any sentence about "skipping the game" better end with "because Greg is on fire" or something about rescuing children from pirates. You can't suggest not going to the game for some oddball reason.
With that in mind, the following are 20 statements and/or questions that sports fans just do not say. You won't hear these sentiments being spoken aloud at any sporting event, anywhere—and if you do, you need to grab that person and tell them to leave. Now.