What's your scariest moment in football?
Watching your team concede a last-minute goal in the derby? Seeing your team drawn away in the third round of the FA Cup for the 20th year running? Or seeing them linked with Grimsby Town's third-choice left-back in the gossip column?
We've all got the odd player who sends shivers up our spine when they're named in the starting XI, but who would make the scariest Halloween XI of all?
Absolutely no apologies are made for the nature of the bad jokes, one-liners, one-worders or spellings within this article. Thanks to Samuhell Tighe for his invaluable input.