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Stan Van Gundy Not Only Looks Like Ron Jeremy, He Also Coaches Like Him

CLEVELAND - MAY 22:  Head coach Stan Van Gundy of the Orlando Magic gestures from the sidelines against the Cleveland Cavaliers in Game Two of the Eastern Conference Finals during the 2009 Playoffs at Quicken Loans Arena on May 22, 2009 in Cleveland, Ohio. NOTE TO USER: User expressly acknowledges and agrees that, by downloading and or using this photograph, User is consenting to the terms and conditions of the Getty Images License Agreement  (Photo by Gregory Shamus/Getty Images)
Bare KnucksAnalyst IJanuary 5, 2017

I know a good Magic act; let’s see Stan Van Gundy disappear. Orlando’s success is hindered greatly by this overly-dramatic coach.

Van Gundy’s job as the Magic’s head coach is a bit insecure now that Dwight Howard publicly criticized him following Orlando’s colossal collapse, and it most certainly should be.

After blowing a 14-point lead in the 4th quarter of game 5, Superman came out and openly addressed his problems with his emotional coach, stating

Our coach has to recognize that when he has a certain group out there and they are getting the job done, we have to leave those guys on the floor.”

That’s right Dwight; that seems like something most coaches should be able to distinguish. I think a middle school coach could recognize that!

SVG will be able to carry on his job a bit longer following his team’s defeat of the Boston Celtics, but that does not mean that this emotional wreck of a coach should be coaching in the NBA.

Let’s be real, Stan Van Gundy is one of the worst coaches, if not THE worst coach in the league. He’s got an extremely talented team, but they will never be able to reach their full potential with SVG at the helm.

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