Welcome to the latest edition of the Onion Bag! Come in, take your shoes off and settle down for our selection of the weird and wonderful stories from world football.
First up: Nudity! The mayor of Rome has promised to strip naked if Roma manage to win the Scudetto this season (source in Italian). Will we get to see a middle-aged politician in the buff? Only time will tell.
Next we look at the gruesome story of a former Brazilian player who was found decapitated by drug traffickers earlier this week.
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