College Football's Bottom Ten: Helmets

Chris Yow by Analyst Written on May 22, 2009

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PASADENA, CA - JANUARY 01:  A USC Trojans helmet sits on a table surrounded by roses after USC defeated the Penn State Nittany Lions at the 95th Rose Bowl Game presented by Citi on January 1, 2009 at the Rose Bowl in Pasadena, California.  (Photo by Harry
(Photo by Harry How/Getty Images)

This is the third part of my five part series compiling the best lists of college football's worst.

They make you known. They are unmistakable. They are the helmets.

Helmets are one of only two things that are uniform on all but one team in the country (Thanks, Bama). The pants are the other uniform part of the get up.

I'm not going to look at a bunch of pants and make a list, so helmets it is.

The helmet is something that players are proud to wear. The helmet, when you put it on, means that it is time to play ball.

Unfortunately, some players have to wear these extremely hideous caps.

10. Iowa State

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Iowa State's helmets are not only bad in color, but the way it is presented with just the "I" is much too simple. But the colors make this one of the worst helmets in the game.

9. Rice

AUSTIN, TX - SEPTEMBER 20:  James Casey #12 of the Rice Owls dives during the game against the Texas Longhorns on September 20, 2008 at Darrell K Royal-Texas Memorial Stadium in Austin, Texas. Texas won 52-10. (Photo by Brian Bahr/Getty Images)

Rice has an Old English "R" on the helmet. It is very hard to tell what it really is and mostly looks like a seven year-old scribbled on the side of the helmet.

8. Temple

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Temple makes this list for two reasons. One, they use maroon helmets with white letters...wow.

And they also had one of the BEST helmets in the game in 2006 with the owl head on the side. Why change what is not broken?

7. San Diego State

TEMPE, AZ - SEPTEMBER 15: Quarterback Kevin O'Connell #7 of the San Diego State Aztecs celebrates with  Lynell Hamilton#22 during the game against the Arizona State Sun Devils on September 15, 2007 at Sun Devil Stadium in Tempe, Arizona.  (Photo by Stephe

San Diego State makes this list for the same reason that Temple makes it. You went from my personal favorite helmet in the world to this so-so helmet. It isn't just awful, like Temple, but it is not nearly as amazing as the old style.

6. Utah State

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White helmets are usually some of my favorites because you can use so much detail in the logo. Unfortunately, Aggies players have to deal with a "U" that does the helmet no justice.

For once, somebody put an actual aggie on a helmet so we can all find out what it really is.

5. Arkansas State

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See, here the "Red Wolves" have a great uniform and a great color scheme. Put you a wolf on there so we don't call you Indians anymore. Make sure people know what your new mascot is and we will try not to mistake you each and every week by calling you, "State".

4. Georgia Tech

ATLANTA - NOVEMBER 1:  Defensive end Michael Johnson #93 of the Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets celebrates a forced fumble on the Florida State Seminoles quarterback during the game at Bobby Dodd Stadium at Historic Grant Field on November 1, 2008 in Atlanta,

It truly is a Ramblin' Wreck when these helmets hit the field. With enough old gold and sometimes yellow to make the sun look dim, the Jackets are sure to blind their opponents when on the gridiron.

3. Indiana

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Indiana, the ol' Hoosiers.

I am so glad I found this picture of the Indiana QB being sacked. Because that is exactly what IU should do with their helmets--throw them in the garbage sack.

I know what it really is, but does it not look like a candle stick holder to you?

2. Air Force

KNOXVILLE, TN - SEPTEMBER 9:    The Air Force Academy Falcons offense huddles just before scoring their final touchdown against the University of Tennessee Volunteers on September 9, 2006 at Neyland Stadium in Knoxville, Tennessee. Tennessee won 31-30.  (

Air Force could do so much. They are known as falcons in athletics, so why is there a lightning bolt on their caps?

It is not even a cool lightning bolt. Looks more like my nine month old when he signed his name on his letter to Santa Claus.

1. Western Kentucky

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I really do not have a grudge against WKU, I swear. Just because they have been on every list does not mean that I have a grudge. It just means that your school has some really bad things surrounding it.

This helmet would be much better without the towel. Maybe that is why they are so bad, before every game, the person on their helmet throws in the towel!

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