15. Baltimore Ravens-Colt Brennan-If he did it for Hawaii, he can do it for Baltimore. Right???
16. Chicago Bears-Mario Manningham-My team my draft. I steal a pick from the Cowboys and give one to the Bears. Still could have used it better.
17. Arizona Cardinals-Glenn Dorsey-Why the hell not? He hasn't been picked yet.
18. Houston Texans- Dorien Bryant-They learned how a good KR can help a team last year. Although Bryant isn't great and they still have a good returner, they choose this guy.
19. Tennesse Titans-Mike Dragosavich-Sure, taking a kicker isn't conventional, but neither is almost making the playoffs while your QB throws 9 TDs and 17 INTs.
20. Carolina Panthers-Matt Flynn-They need a championship and a QB. Flynn is a championship winning QB.
21. Buffalo Bills-Chad Henne-Keeping with the Bills trend of putting in new QB's when the old ones were fine, and my trend of taking QBs way before they deserve to be picked, the Bills pick Henne.
22. New York Jets-no pick-since the Jets always seem to tattle on the Pats, (like the way I stated earlier) they use up all their time looking for something that the Pats are doing and they forgot to make a pick.
23. St. Louis Rams-Dexter Jackson-They need a lot of upsets and a speedy receiver. Jackson is both without having a first name DeSean.
24. Minnesota Vikings-Andre' Woodson-The Vikings need a QB, unfortunately, with my inside info, Woodson is going to be a bust. (some sort of pipe injury, the facts are hazy)
25. Pittsburg Steelers-Chris Long-They get a "Steel" by Long lasting this "Long." I love puns!!!
26. Jacksonville Jaguars-Jonathan Stewart-Trying to create a new trend, the Jags attempt to create the triple threat running back system. (They take a running back in the 2nd round as well so that they have a RB per down)
27. Cleveland Browns-Isaiah Gardner-I randomly landed on a player at a random position. Enjoy the strong safety.
28. New Orleans Saints-Taj Smith-Soon to be nick-named the "Tajmanian Devil."
29. Tampa Bay Buccaneers-Yvenson Bernard-I don't like the Bucs so they get Yvenson Bernard.
30. Washington Redskins-Nehemia Warrick-Gotta replace Sean Taylor and I like his name. (if you haven't noticed, instead of making real picks, I have been finding a lot of fun names)
31. Cincinatti Bengals-Mike Tyson-They have been kicking off players who have been misbehaving. Mike Tyson will help pick up the slack.
32. Kansas City Chiefs-Vernon Gholston-he's good, possible real pick.
Well, there you have it, the most up to date Mock Draft on the market.
The Packers don't get a pick, when you get to pull a few strings, the teams you don't want to pick, don't get to pick.
Also, everybody mentioned (with the obvious exception of Mike Tyson) are all in the Draft according to NFL.com.
I'm Joe W.
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