Want to see something silly?
From the land of big things coming in huge packages and opposites doing their best to attract comes this collection of big athletes and the tiny women they are dating.
The impetus behind such a wacky endeavor is the splendid news that Nashville star Hayden Panettiere and boxer Wladimir Klitschko are now engaged.
So I hope they take this collection of big dudes and small women as a wedding gift over the salad bowl we had our eyes on.
The first thing that comes to mind is, of course, I can't believe I haven't seen one minute of Nashville. The second is that we could stand to see some more size discrepancies up in here.
Well, here you go.