I lost the right to write the intro for my NFL Week 6 picks against the spread. It's really not important how that happened.
"Hey all, Mike here.
I want to thank Brandon for all of his money this opportunity to advertise my 'enterprise.' The poor guy always gets his hopes up while his teams are covering in the second quarter, only to watch them fold late.
Anyways, I'm running a promotion in honor of Brandon. If you mention that you religiously read his weekly picks article, I'll give you one game for free!
That's just the type of year it's been.
You've heard of Michael Schottey's "Hater's Guide?" If this trend continues, I might change the name of this slideshow to the "Sucker's Guide."
Last Week's Record: 5-9
Season Record: 30-44-3
All lines are courtesy of footballlocks.com. All advanced stats and rankings were sourced from ProFootballFocus.com.