If Dimitar Berbatov was any more relaxed, he would spend most games laying down in the centre circle, being fed grapes by Martin Jol.
Despite his laid-back demeanour, The Berba has been spotted taking the edge off of things with a cigarette on a few occasions. (And in private, it's safe to assume that he spends many hours sat in a wing-backed chair with a glass of port, a smoking jacket and a fine Cuban cigar.)
When questioned about his habit by The Independent, the Bulgarian Fulham forward said "sometimes when you see a picture I just pretend to smoke to make me more of a cool guy."
It's working, Dimi. It's working.