If you don't know how to grill a bratwurst, I don't want you in my stadium.
Listen, it's not a you thing—I just consider soaking meat in hot alcohol a pillar of the fan experience. If we, as sports enthusiasts, can't properly beer-batter a tube of mystery beef, the system is broken.
Am I being unreasonable and facetious? Yes, however, there are a number of basic things all sports fans should know how to do, and I've created the following list in the hopes of educating those who may be struggling to get a full grip hang on this fan thing.
These are the things every sports fan should know how to do.