It's nigh on impossible to ascertain what truly makes the perfect goal.
Is it a long-range bullet from out of thin air? Does a 40-plus pass manoeuvre have more reason to be praised or is there more to be said for the sweetest of trick finishes?
Whatever makes the ideal score, like many other things in life you tend to know it when you see it, with the best 20 goals of September taking on all forms.
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