Hello, my name is James, and I'm an Indycar fan.
I know it's not right. I know that Indycar is widely held as some sort of joke, but I just can't help myself. Any series of racing that turn just sorting out where everyone starts into high drama has to be good.
As if to help me come to terms with this revelation the rest of the motor racing world has leant firmly on the self destruct button.
F1 seems to heading, via litigation, to the gates of hell, and the already shaky WTCC displayed a level of driving skill that shouldn't grace your local McDonald's car park.