Samoa Joe Wants More: The Nation of Violence Summer Recruiting Class
For those of you who have been watching TNA, you know that Samoa Joe's "Nation of Violence" has reeked havoc on some of TNA's biggest stars.
However, in recent months, Joe has figured out that he cannot reach the Nation of Violence's full potential alone.
In a previous slideshow, I introduced you to Samoa Joe's first class of recruits to the Nation of Violence.
Now as the summer approaches, Samoa Joe has recruited a new class.
Without further ado...here are the newest members to Nation of Violence.
The Samoan Bulldozer
Samoa Joe decided to keep it all in the family with the recruiting of Umaga.
Umaga has been dominate thus far in his WWE career. Plus, he has the world's most dangerous thumb.
Suicide makes the N.O.V. strictly on name alone. This guy is named after the act of killing yourself!
Samoa Joe has suspicion that Suicide may be Daniels. If that's the case, he will be banished from the Nation of Violence.
This robot is 100 percent pure evil and violence.
In between destroying Autobots, Megatron platoons as the robotic muscle of the Nation of Violence.
You need someone to bury all these bodies that will be falling courtesy of the N.O.V.
Who better than the Undertaker to lay the victims to rest?
Cremation is optional...
If cremation is the option you choose, Kane is your man!
Like his brother, he specializes in laying people to rest. The only difference is he'll toast you!
Okay, I know what you're thinking...That's Denzel Washington.
Yes it is!
However, it's Denzel Washington playing the baddest dirty cop in the land!
If you remember Washington's character "Alonzo" from the movie Training Day, you'll remember a foul mouth criminal with a badge who'll do anything to get ahead.
Just the kind of person Samoa Joe needs in the nation.
King Kong ain't got nothing on him!
Any man that can make Allen Iverson cry deserves a spot in the Nation.
Look at him...he's crazy!
And don't think because you're a spectator you won't become a victim!
Ron-Ron will jump in the stands and kick your ass!!
This recommendation came to Joe from a fan who calls himself AkD who, as we speak, is still chasing Shelton Benjamin down the street of a town near you!
Man this chick is scary!
Say Hello To My Little Friend!
One of the most notorious gangsters in motion picture history is Samoa Joe's hired assassin.
He fly's around on Megatron (transformed as a jet) and takes out everyone in sight.
Itchy and Scratchy
Meet Tom and Jerry with guns and knifes...
Bart Simpson's favorite cartoon duo are the last of the summer recruits to the Nation of Violence.
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