I've always wanted to do some captions, so here is my chance. Let's have a little fun with some of the photos from the tournament that are made available to us through B/R.
The introduction to this slide show requires that I type 300 characters. Right now, I am probably only at one hundred. So I have to stall a little here....How was your day? Mine was good.
Gosh, about another 150 characters to go. Why do we need 300 characters to start a slide presentation?
I mean by the time you finish with the 300 characters, you really don't need the slide show. I promise that my captions will be very short. Is it 300 characters, now? What? 50 more?
My gosh, America's Funniest Home Videos does not have this amount of awkwardness. Okay, I think I reached 300 characters. I am so glad that this portion of the writing is now over. I am thinking if I ever do another slide show, I will just paste this part and re-use it.
Words really are cheap!
Roger Federer (Whispering): "I don't care how you do it, get Rafa's name off this trophy! I won it!"
"Do you think we can get that plane to emergency land if we flash it just right?"
Forget the cars...presenting the new Lexus Guitars! Sing us a duet, Roger and Dinara!
"Woa, Roger! Your hand has dropped a little too low there for my liking!"
"This looks like the runner-up tray I won at the French Open last year!"
"I wonder if I can take that statue's head off by throwing this, just like in the James Bond movie."
"You played an almost perfect game. Don't change a thing for the French Open."
"Federer keeps shining that trophy on my shoes!"
"Mirror, mirror on my hand, am I the greatest in the land?"
Mirror—The greatest? Well you have a chance. Just don't crap out the first round in France.
"I learned this move from "Break-dance" school!"
"Ah blue, blue, blue suede shoes...ah blue, blue, blue suede shoes..."
"Jes! Jes! Jes! I did it! Oh ch*t!! Dis is only quartor final!"
"Why do you British media types keep saying I can win on clay? Hello, I am getting killed here!"
"Nothing to see here...it's not Andy Roddick. Go Away! I just look like him and share his sarcastic humor."
"Hey, this really does wonders for my tennis elbow."
"You fri**in Spanish pigeons! Do you know how much this blue tennis uniform costs. What I would give for my Serbian BB gun right now!"