New Training Courses For Today's Woman!

Dave GainerCorrespondent IMay 18, 2009

1. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After Game time
2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits
3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits
4. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before
5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too
6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor Is His
7. Communication Skills I: Tears -- The Last Resort, Not The First.
8. Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking
9. Communication Skills III: Getting What You Want Without Nagging
10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You Can Acquire
11. Telephone Skills: How To Hang Up
12. Introduction To Parking
13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into A Space
14. Water Retention: Fact Or Fat
15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs & Butter
16. Cooking II: Bran & Tofu Are Not For Human Consumption
17. Cooking III: How Not To Inflict Your Diets On Other People
18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully
19. PMS: Your Problem… Not His
20. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To
21. Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have
22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice
23. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together
24. Oil & Gas: Your Car Needs Both
25. TV Remotes: For Men Only