Excuse me, waiter. There happens to be a beard in my meal.
Dan Steinberg of the DC Sports Bog brings us this video featuring a fan who had to make good on a bet. Thanks to the Washington Redskins loss Monday night, he had to eat a portion of his beard.
Now it was only just a small clipping, but it's still rather disgusting.
The world certainly enjoys watching you eat random and vile things, so use that information accordingly, Pickar.
It's football season, which means fans are losing their damn minds. Bets will be made throughout the season. I've seen friends have to take their rivals out to dinner and fork over hefty sums all because their favorite teams lost on the field.
Eating some of your own beard is a new one, though. Still, it's not like he drank his own urine. Wait, that happened?
Yes, Deadspin's Drew Magary reported that a Houston Texans fan decided to sip on his own refuse because of, well, football.
In the video, the uber Texans fan said he promised the "Football Gods" he would drink his own urine if his team came back to win.
Well, it came back to win, beating the Chargers, 31-28. Chin up, San Diego. At least you didn't have to drink something awful just because of some made up bet with some fake football gods. (Being a Rams fan, I know there are officially no "Football Gods.")
In all, Monday was fairly eventful. Millions downed beer, pizza and other delicious treats while watching some football. Then, there were these two guys who discovered football can indeed be extremely unappetizing.
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