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Bishop Allen Academy Hires the WWE: Week Two

Svyato RovenchukSenior Writer IJanuary 20, 2017

Welcome to school, everyone. This morning we will hear from our principal, Chris Jericho. Then we'll skip through a part of the day. Also, there is a dance today. Anyway, let's begin! I hope you enjoy it.


School Starts (Math class)

(Y2J) Welcome back to school, you hypocritical parasites! You should be lucky I even take the time to talk to you.

Anyway, you will have a dance today, so you boys out there, you can go and dance with one girl and tell her she's the only one you want and then turn around and go dance with another girl. And you don't say you're hypocrites. Anyway, that is all. This is you principal, Chris Jericho, aka the greatest WWE superstar ever, signing off.

(Edge) Him the greatest WWE superstar in history? He's wrong! Wrong, wrong wrong, wrong, wrong.

I am the greatest! As you can see on my desk is the World Heavyweight Championship! That proves I'm the best. Plus I've beaten John Cena and he hasn't! Anyway, our math class has been shortened because of the dance, so let's make it quick. Nathan, I have put an equationon the board, give us the answer now!

(Nathan) 62, no 59, no wait 65. Yeah that's it!

(Edge) Wrong, wrong, and wrong. You are WRONG! You're just like Chris Jericho: You're wrong! Svyato, answer, now!

(Svyato) 61.

(Edge) Yes! Nathan, take example from him. Because you we're WRONG and he wasn't! Anyway, let's continue.

(Math class goes on)

(Edge) Once again, wrong!!!

Bell rings!

(Edge) Get out of here, class is over. And when you come back, don't be wrong!



(Nathan) Yes, gym's next!

(Svyato) I thought you hated gym.

(Nathan) I did until I got way stronger yesterday. I don't know from what, but it's awesome. So, Svyato, dance today...

(Svyato) Stop right there. I'm not telling you anything.

(Nathan) Kay, Kay. Anyway let's go to class. I hear we're playing soccer today!

(Svyato) Not my best sport, but I can give it a try.

(Nathan) Remember if you get Batista on your team you can automatically expect a win.

(Svyato) True, I mean have you seen his kick?

(Nathan) Yup, it's amazing.



(Batista) Today, I have a student teacher here with me. Despite my hate for him, I'm forced to work with him. Please welcome Randy Orton.

(Orton) Thanks Batista (says it with an evil look on his face). Now we will choose teams. I'm one captain and Batista is the other; let's begin.

(Orton and Batista choose teams)

Game starts. Each teams trade chances until Batista scores the first goal on Orton.

(Batista) Ha, in your face.

*Orton delivers an RKO to Batista*

(Orton) Now who's the one laughing, Dave?

Gym class goes on and finishes with Orton's team winning 2-1 thanks to 2 goals from Nathan. He was playing like a monster.

(Svyato) Great game Nathan! You we're a beast out there.

(Nathan) Thanks. But now it's lunch followed by the dance.


Lunch Followed by Dance

Lunch goes by quickly. Now the dance just about to end (last song also it's slow), until Svyato finally goes over there to ask Kelly to dance.

(Svyato) You wanna dadadadance?

(Kelly) Okay.

Svyato has a very satisfied look on his face until he hears a girl scream. He goes over there to check it out.

(Svyato) What happened?

(Lucy) I don't know...Nathan just collapsed.

Batista walks in to see what's going on. Looks and sees Nathan down and thinks...

(Batista) Nathan collapsed on the ground, oh shit maybe he has a bad heart for that drink.

Batista runs away.

The students just stand there as they look at the medics picking up their fallen friend.

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