Pelicans Fan Claims He's Better Than MJ and 'Kobie,' Offers His Services

Tristan ThornburghSocial Media StaffSeptember 4, 2013

It sounds like the New Orleans Pelicans have the opportunity of a lifetime if they can sign this fan who wrote a hand-written letter.

Pelicans scribe Jim Eichenhofer shared the following letter from a fan claiming that he's better than "KD," "LeBron James," "MJ" and "Kobie Bryant" and is willing to play for the low, low price of $1 million.

The letter reads as follows, as best we can tell:

How would you like a 1 mill a year superstar better than KD LeBron James MJ Kobie Bryant. I am serious Im top notch. I haven't played in 5 years and can do it all. Need to practice I am rusty. I am 6'3 to 6'5 can do shot's block post pass defend rebound steal run do it all. Come get in touch I'll be top of the nba in two years. Im want only 1 mill for like a year. At least come get me trian me one year. Phone (redacted) ??? (redacted). Im what you need for toatel suscses. I play hurt sick and still win. See ya. 

No word on whether the Pelicans will sign the author of the letter. 

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