Natalie Gulbis' Competition Getting Stiffer for Top Golf Babes

Inspired by Reginald Blackstone’s unimaginative post yesterday, where he failed to put sports and babes together to make sports babes, I would like to announce our new golf crush. (Just kidding Reginald. If you post boobs, they don’t have to be related to sports. No one except goldfish complained, and I think that might say more about him and why THE Random Guy has an ongoing love affair with him.)

Before today, Natalie Gulbis monopolized the golf babe market, but newcomer Maria Verchenova will give Gulbis some competition for hottest golfer. If Natalie is the Tiger Woods of the hottest golfers, Tiger meet your Phil Mickelson. 

 

I could definitely be in a threesome with these two.  It seems they really know how to stroke it.  I hear they really can work the balls, even in tight spots.  They are experts with the woods. Sometimes to get a better stroke, they have to choke on the shaft. They really know how to put it in the hole. I heard they like it from the rough. They really like to play with a stiff shaft. Okay, I think that will do.

And, although I am no expert on women’s golf, here is a list of the top five hottest women in golf today based on a number of statistical categories, adjusting for differences in sample size, strength of schedule, and throwing out all results where p>.05, deeming them statistically insignificant.

 

5. Paula Creamer: The name alone gets her to the five spot.

 

4. Cristie Kerr: Based on this photo alone, she makes the top 10!

 

3. Anna Rawson: Underrated golf hottie.

 

2. Maria Verchenova: Our new crush.

 

1. Natalie Gulbis: Still No. 1.