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Cop Blames Blue Jays for Fan Running on Field in Witty Police Report

Fan goes down on April 7th, 2013.
Fan goes down on April 7th, 2013.
Ken ChinSocial Media StaffNovember 17, 2016

In Canada, even the cops have a sense of humor. In probably the best police report ever written, the arresting officer describes the potential reasoning for the intruding fan. Was it because he wanted to end the misery of watching the Blue Jays play ball? One can only wonder. 

Hat tip to Deadspin for the find. 

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