Are you ready for some wrestling? A Monday Night party?
Oh. Well sorry for asking.
WWE has one week to get ready to battle the NFL for Monday night supremacy. To get ready for war, it's pulled a little something from up it's sleeve. Or maybe it's from the back of the fridge.
Yes, we've got a reheated and recast feud from 1998 to carry us through these crisp fall nights.
Playing the role of Stone Cold Steve Austin in the PG era is loveable beardman Daniel Bryan, and playing the role of Vince McMahon is his son-in-law HHH.
If you're not really into that feud, well, there might not be much for you at the moment.
Maybe we could get a Kickstarter campain going and help WWE afford to sign some new tag teams. We've seen the Wyatt Family take on Tons of Funk three times now, and it gets less exciting each time.
Sure, there was some good this week: AJ Lee's promo, Christian vs. Randy Orton and The Big Show crying some more. But that's not what we're here for. Let's focus on the bad. That's always more satisfying.
Here is WWE's worst of the week!