The "Real Reasons" Why You Hate Dana White

Dana White, the President of the Ultimate Fighting Championship, is one of the most hated figures in all of sports. Like all hated figures, he has his fans, but none of them own a press pass.

Even you, you non-pass holder, hate Dana. You don't even know the guy, but you just hate him.

I know you've asked yourself why. I'm here to tell you exactly why you hate Dana White.

He Was on the Cover of Men's Fitness

Simply put, you were not. You wish you could bench 315 lbs., but the nonstop stockpiling of Cheetos and Mountain Dew have rendered you into nothing but a doughy ball of MMA fan.

You disgust me.

His Hair

Or lack thereof. Yeah, he could grow hair, but he has the self-esteem to rock a chrome dome—something we all secretly wish we could do.

His YouTube Vlogs

The expletive-filled orifice known as Dana White's mouth has gotten his YouTube vlogs millions of views—views you wish were used on your precocious cat that somehow managed to get stuck inside of a waterless fishbowl.

Honestly, I don't know why you couldn't just put down the camera and help him out.

He Owns a Katana

Dude, he owns a katana. That one sword makes my entire closet collection look like steak knives.

*Please, if that's not a katana, don't correct me.

His Massive Cojones

This is a guy that told Chuck Liddell he was retired, a decision that Chuck still has yet to make.

Dana repeatedly makes fun of and publicly bashes Tito Ortiz.

If you were to do either of those things, you'd be dead.

*Sorry, no picture, but did you really want to see one?

He Can Say Anything He Wants

Don't you wish you could just post an expletive-filled YouTube rant about somebody, totally bashing them and offending millions, without the fear of repercussions?

Yeah, me too.

He Is the President of the UFC

He is in charge of the business you continuously write about.

He is the reason why every month you have to explain to your wife/girlfriend/mother what the UFC is and why that $50 is on the cable bill.

You Just Hate Dana White

I honestly believe that in this world there are just some people you hate. You don't even have to ever talk to them, but you know you hate them.

His bald head emphasized by his bushy eyebrows. His cockiness and willingness to drop F-bomb after F-bomb. And once again, his ability to bench press 315 pounds.

Some people you just hate. Dana White is one of those guys.