The 5 Worst NBA Hair Styles of the 2008-09 Season

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DENVER - MARCH 5:  Chris Andersen #11 of the Denver Nuggets reacts to a call during the game against the Portland Trail Blazers at the Pepsi Center March 5, 2009 in Denver, Colorado.  NOTE TO USER: User expressly acknowledges and agrees that, by downloadi

That’s right Chris Anderson cover up that hair. The NBA is filled will high profile image conscience athletes. Often there is more money spent on the athletes’ apparel for the walk into the arena than there is in a government bailout program. Style and looking good is a big part of the entertainment that all sports have to offer.

However, there are those rare athletes who have thrown styling and profiling out and kept bad hair in. Some of our choices here have obviously spent a great deal of time on their technique, while others just put on a cheap pony tail tie that a five year-old would refuse to wear. This is the kind of stuff that makes Donald Trump and Don King laugh at these out there styles.

Hope you enjoy this short pictorial of this season’s Top 5 Worst NBA hair styles. Please remember this is just meant to be funny.

Chris Anderson

DENVER - MAY 05:  Chris Andersen #11 of the Denver Nuggets reacts after be called for a foul against the Dallas Mavericks in Game Two of the Western Conference Semifinals during the 2009 NBA Playoffs at Pepsi Center on May 5, 2009 in Denver, Colorado. The

Chris Anderson of the Denver Nuggets is single-handedly keeping the hair clue business alive. Thanks Chris for supporting the American economy.

Ben Wallace

CLEVELAND - MAY 16:  Ben Wallace #4 of the Cleveland Cavaliers looks on from the bench against the Boston Celtics in Game Six of the Eastern Conference Semifinals during the 2008 NBA Playoffs on May 16, 2008 at the Quicken Loans Arena in Cleveland, Ohio.

Okay, we all know this is his look and maybe when he has the “Big Ben Hair” it adds to his intimidation factor. He makes the list for not supporting the American economy with at least a hair cut or even owning a comb.

Joakim Noah

CHICAGO - APRIL 30: Joakim Noah #13 of the Chicago Bulls yells after dunking the ball against the Boston Celtics in Game Six of the Eastern Conference Quarterfinals during the 2009 NBA Playoffs at the United Center on April 30, 2009 in Chicago, Illinois.

Could somebody please tell him he's a rookie? Oh, never mind his season is over. If he doesn't cut some hair off before next season he will be called for out of bounds every time he touches the ball.

Ron Artest

LOS ANGELES, CA - MAY 04:  Ron Artest #96 of the Houston Rockets looks on in the second quarter against the Los Angeles Lakers in Game One of the Western Conference Semifinals during the 2009 NBA Playoffs at Staples Center on May 4, 2009 in Los Angeles, C

The story goes on this one - the barber didn't even know he was Ron Artest.

Anderson Varejao

MILWAUKEE - FEBRUARY 20: Anderson Varejao #17 of the Cleveland Cavaliers moves upcourt against the Milwaukee Bucks on February 20, 2009 at the Bradley Center in Milwaukee, Wisconsin. The Cavaliers defeated the Bucks 111-103. NOTE TO USER: User expressly a

Anderson Varejao's hair is just all over the place. It's a safe bet that before the playoffs are over his hair will get a flagrant 2 foul, called by Joey Crawford.

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