The Premier League is back, which means it's fantasy football time, kids. And each week we will be guiding you through the top three players to start and the top three players to sack off.
On the opening weekend I was Arsene Wenger-esque in my fantasy football team selection.
I stubbornly refused to pay the hefty price tag for a much-needed star player, mine being Robin van Persie.
My starting strikers were either French, or injured.
I risked Theo Walcott even though he surely can't have been fully fit.
And my biggest mistake was thinking that the Arsenal team was that of 2005 (not 2013) and forgetting their back line had a defender who had been sent off 16 times (as of now) in just four seasons.
But that was then, and this is now. And I have selected three hot players to get into your fantasy team, and three to be dropped faster than Steve Brookstein from his record label.
So read on to see who you should be transferring in and out of your fantasy team this week.
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Fantasy football stats from www.fantasy.premierleague.com