Welcome to your one-stop shop for all the latest news and rumors, however feasible or far-fetched they may be, from the Santiago Bernabeu.
One new signing, Isco, has already started to pay back some of his price tag by scoring a late winner in the opening round of La Liga against Real Betis—but does Madrid's 2-1 win suggest they still need reinforcements?
One particular player seems the obvious candidate to join the club, if anyone, but would they be better served signing a No. 9?
This slideshow will be constantly updated throughout the week with the most recent news, rumors and rubbish pushed to the first few slides.
With that in mind, make sure you're continuously heading back—you wouldn't want to miss anything.
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