The first question that I would ask Shaun Hill is:

“Shaun, would you mind if I called you Shaun “Sugar” Hill?

I have always been a big nickname guy.

Then I would make some small talk, basic stuff.

Where you from?  

Are you married?  

Do you have kids?

I mean, I would research him of course, but I would still want to ask him these things face to face.

Other questions that I would ask Shaun Hill include:

“Who is your favorite target?”

“What is your favorite play?”

“Which coach rides/yells at you the most?”

“Where is your favorite place to eat?”

“What kind of music do you listen to?”

“Is calcium hydroxide an acid or a base?”

“What is the speed of light?”

“What is the square root of 49?”