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100 Hottest NFL Cheerleaders

Amber LeeSports Lists Lead WriterJanuary 13, 2017

100 Hottest NFL Cheerleaders

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    Bringing you the 100 hottest cheerleaders in the NFL has become an annual tradition for me. This is the third consecutive year I've spent more time than I care to admit researching the NFL's most beautiful babes.

    Sure there are better ways to spend several work days—but there are certainly much worse! It's a tough job, but someone has to do it.

    The real problem with making a list like this is that there are enough ridiculously hot cheerleaders in the NFL to make a slideshow five times longer! But after much exhaustive scouring of the interwebs, the list has finally been narrowed to 100.

    Just remember: If there are no cheerleaders from your favorite team on this list, it probably has more to do with a terrible website that is almost completely devoid of usable photos. So don't take it personally.

    That being said, let's get down to business.

100. Allegra, Indianapolis Colts

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    Hometown: Gurnee, Illinois

    Tenure: Second Year

    Cheerleader Fact: Allegra is a girl who doesn’t know how to pack for a deserted island. She’d bring her iPad (which would die instantly and get no service), a Starbucks barista (to talk to...I guess) and a Chipotle.

    Um...it’s not really a deserted island if there’s a fully functioning restaurant there. Way to ruin the entire thought exercise, Allegra (which, for the record, is an allergy medication).

     

    Allegra’s Official Bio

99. Mandi, Philadelphia Eagles

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    Hometown: Unknown

     

    Tenure: Rookie

     

    Cheerleader Fact: Mandi is very pretty, but spending time with her sounds like absolute torture. Her biggest fear is being buried alive (which is legit, but really dark), her favorite movie is Sleepless in Seattle, her favorite television show is E! True Hollywood Story, and her favorite quote is from Oprah’s final episode.

     

    And if Mandi could spend the day with anyone...anyone in the entire world...it would be...John Mayer. John. Freaking. Mayer. It doesn’t even seem real.

     

     

     

    Mandi’s Official Bio

98. Brittany, Denver Broncos

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    Hometown: Unknown

     

    Tenure: Rookie

     

    Cheerleader Fact: Brittany is a rookie with no bio and no last name posted. Which means I don’t know anything about her and am not going to spin my wheels investigating every Brittany in the Denver area.

     

    So how about I just tell you something about me! I really enjoyed gym class in high school and my friend Alissa and I took it way too seriously.

     

     

    Brittany’s Official Bio

97. Molly, Minnesota Vikings

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    Hometown: Savage, Minnesota

     

    Tenure: Third Year

     

    Cheerleader Fact: Molly is bummed out about being not good at math, but at least she can wakeboard and snowboard, which both sound infinitely more fun than solving complex equations.

     

    Personally, I’m pretty OK with being not good at math. Of course, I’ve had more time to come to terms with my shortcomings.

     

     

    Molly’s Official Bio

96. Rochelle, Miami Dolphins

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    Hometown: Miami

     

    Tenure: Second Year

     

    Cheerleader Fact: Rochelle is a nursing student who wants to be nurse practitioner.

     

    As opposed to a nursing student who wants to be a welder. 

     

    Rochelle’s Official Bio

95. Allison, Washington Redskins

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    Hometown: Plano, Texas

     

    Tenure: Second Year

     

    Cheerleader Fact: Said Allison: “When I am not working, I’m busy doing all things DMV, including being a fan of the BEST team in the NFL!”

     

    I’ve been the D.C. area for six years now and just recently became aware of the “DMV” term, which stands for D.C., Maryland and Virginia.

     

    I can’t imagine how confused people outside the area must be when local residents here are gushing about all the things they do at the Department of Motor Vehicles. This is like calling Lebron James “LBJ.” It’s ridiculous because we already have a pretty high-profile LBJ—President Lyndon Baines Johnson.

     

    It doesn’t matter if you aren’t into history, he is a former president and already has dibs. Same goes for the DMV. Sorry for that rant. I just won’t stand for such silliness.  

     


    Allison’s Official Bio

94. Kendall, Tennessee Titans

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    Hometown: Nashville, Tennessee

     

    Tenure: Rookie

     

    Cheerleader Fact: Hey all you Christian Mingle types out there—Ms. Kendall is single and ready to Christian Mingle. She loves country music, dogs and Italian food, and her prized possession is her Bible.

     

    Finally a girl you can take home to mom!

    Kendall’s Official Bio

93. Althea, Oakland Raiders

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    Hometown: Unknown

     

    Tenure: Veteran

     

    Cheerleader Fact: The first music Althea ever purchased was the Spice Girls' “Wannabe” single.

     

    That makes me feel extremely old. I wonder what ever happened to my NKOTB cassette...


    Althea’s Official Bio

92. Jenna, Dallas Cowboys

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    Hometown: Orange County, California

     

    Tenure: Second Year

     

    Cheerleader Fact: Most of Jenna’s bio is the rainbows-and-sunshine stuff that cheerleaders are known for projecting publicly. Although, she completely redeemed herself when asked what superpower she’d most want to have—reading minds.

    Most people go for the silly stuff—like flying or invisibility—but everyone knows it’s Professor X and Magneto with all the real power. Personally, I’d go the Magneto route, but have deep-seated respect for Charles Xavier.

     

    Jenna’s Official Bio

91. Shelbi, San Diego Chargers

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    Hometown: Orange County, California

     

    Tenure: Unknown

     

    Cheerleader Fact: Shelbi is a blonde-haired, blue-eyed dance instructor who attends (or attended) Orange Coast College.

     

    And that’s all she wrote.


    Shelbi’s Official Bio

     

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90. Manouchar, Tampa Bay Buccaneers

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    Hometown: Orlando, Florida

     

    Tenure: Rookie

     

    Cheerleader Fact: Manouchar’s bio is “coming soon,” so other than her being a family nurse practitioner, I can’t say I know much about her.

    I know she’s attractive though, which is the big requirement for inclusion on this list.

     

    Manouchar’s Official Bio

89. Elisa, Arizona Cardinals

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    Hometown: Rochester, New York

     

    Tenure: Rookie

     

    Cheerleader Fact: Elisa’s favorite thing about cheering for the Cardinals is the opportunity to make people smile.

     

    And God knows those fans need something to smile about most years.


    Elisa’s Official Bio

     

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88. Jo, Baltimore Ravens

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    Hometown: Damascus, Maryland

     

    Tenure: Third Year

     

    Cheerleader Fact: Jo is an environmental scientist whose hobbies include eating, hanging with her four sisters, walking with her dad and working on her “R-Word Campaign.”

     

    And just when I think we couldn’t possibly have anything in common, she lists Vegas (BABY!) as her favorite place to vacation. Way to rebound!

     

     

    Jo’s Official Bio

87. Erin, Kansas City Chiefs

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    Hometown: Lenexa, Kansas

     

    Tenure: Second Year

     

    Cheerleader Fact: Erin’s life motto is “Never give up on faith.” And since that’s the best I could come up with, just imagine how blah the rest of her bio is.

     

    Hint: It’s exceedingly blah.

     

     

    Erin’s Official Bio

86. Idelys, Miami Dolphins

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    Hometown: Havana, Cuba

     

    Tenure: Third Year

     

    Cheerleader Fact: Idelys is currently certified in scuba and will eventually be certified in criminal justice—because she’s studying it in school, in case that wasn’t clear. 

    Both certifications should come in mighty hand in Miami.

     

    Idelys’ Official Bio

85. Tiana, Washington Redskins

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    Hometown: Fairfax, Virginia

     

    Tenure: Third Year

     

    Cheerleader Fact: Tiana is a professional model/bartender, which is unsurprising. She’s beautiful, and making drinks is easy and lucrative. Tiana is a graduate of the University of Arizona, which is unsurprising. She’s beautiful and I think that’s the major prerequisite for admission.

     

    What is it about that hot desert wasteland that attracts stunningly beautiful women from all over the country, if not the world. Although, traveling internationally to attend Arizona or Arizona State hardly seems worth the trip. Unless you’re studying broads in bikinis...best major ever.

     

     

    Tiana’s Official Bio

84. Natalie, Indianapolis Colts

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    Hometown: Indianapolis

     

    Tenure: Sixth Year

     

    Cheerleader Fact: Natalie actually tried out for the squad her senior year of high school—and made it. Auditions were the day of her senior prom, which makes it all the more impressive.

     

    I didn’t do anything before going to prom except fight with my mother all day. Ah...memories.

     

     

    Natalie’s Official Bio

83. Katy, Dallas Cowboys

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    Hometown: Coppell, Texas

     

    Tenure: Third Year

     

    Cheerleader Fact: Katy proves a gender stereotype by listing Google Maps GPS as her favorite app. She said of the app: “I would be lost without it, no pun intended. ;)”

     

    I do my part to further gender stereotypes all the time—like being terrible at science and math. Oh...and the pun may not have been intended, but it was downright adorable.

     

    Katy’s Official Bio

82. Geraldine, Seattle Seahawks

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    Hometown: Covington, Washington

     

    Tenure: Third Year

     

    Cheerleader Fact: Geraldine is a former Miss Philippines who keeps fit by eating healthy, lifting weights, running and Zumba classes.

     

    Ugh. Why is being healthy so labor-intensive?


    Geraldine’s Official Bio

     

     

81. Cheryl, Philadelphia Eagles

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    Hometown: Unknown

     

    Tenure: Fifth Year

     

    Cheerleader Fact: Cheryl is a fun mix of edgy and mundane. Her favorite movie is Pulp Fiction, while her favorite television show is King of Queens. She thinks the fact that she’s never broken a bone is interesting, but she got engaged after two months of dating.

    I think that’s a very good thing. You always want to keep people guessing, but not the kind of guessing when everyone is wondering when you’re finally going to cross the line and end up in jail.

     

    Cheryl’s Official Bio

80. Alanah, Arizona Cardinals

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    Hometown: Ahwatukee, Arizona

     

    Tenure: Rookie

     

    Cheerleader Fact: Alanah was a cheerleader at Arizona State University for several years prior to trying out for the Cardinals squad.

     

    The level of football skill isn’t much higher with the Cards, so it should be an easy transition. I kid! Don’t send hate mail.


    Alanah’s Official Bio

79. Evony, Tennessee Titans

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    Hometown: Clarksville, Tennessee

     

    Tenure: Second Year

     

    Cheerleader Fact: Evony says her favorite food is raw spinach.

     

    I don’t believe that for a second.


    Evony’s Official Bio

78. Taylor, Tampa Bay Buccaneers

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    Hometown: Land O' Lakes, Florida

     

    Tenure: Second Year

     

    Cheerleader Fact: Taylor has very solid taste in movies, particularly for a cheerleader. She lists Born Identity, Mean Girls, The Goonies and Man on Fire among her favorites.

     

    Side note: I had no idea that Land O’ Lakes was actually a real place, rather than a company that makes delicious butter and cheese.


    Taylor’s Official Bio

77. Jacie, Dallas Cowboys

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    Hometown: Lancaster, California

     

    Tenure: Fifth Year

     

    Cheerleader Fact: Jacie is a journalist whose favorite quote comes courtesy of the great Charlie Chaplin and whose dream job would be “writing feature stories for Sports Illustrated.” Which means she’s pretty amazing.

    Seriously, I love this woman. First of all, her quote wasn’t a ridiculously tired cliche—a miracle. Second, she wants to make a career of sports, but twirling her hair on the sidelines for ESPN isn’t what she has in mind.


    Jacie’s Official Bio

76. Megan, Baltimore Ravens

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    Hometown: Westminster, Maryland

     

    Tenure: Fourth Year

     

    Cheerleader Fact: Megan’s favorite actor is Ashton Kutcher, her favorite singer is corporate shillman Pitbull, and her favorite restaurant is the Olive Garden.

     

    I’m assuming her parents are Coca-Cola and McDonald's.


    Megan’s Official Bio

75. Marina, Washington Redskins

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    Hometown: Bordeaux, France

     

    Tenure: Second Year

     

    Cheerleader Fact: Marina is half Vietnamese and half Laotian (as in from the country of Laos, for all you geographically impaired folks—and I know there’s a lot of you), but was born and raised in France. She speaks English and French fluently, and her Spanish is passable.

    She graduated magna cum laude from George Mason with a B.S. in electrical engineering and is currently working on her master’s thesis. So yep...we’re all a bunch of dummies and Marina is way out of...pretty much everyone’s league.


    Marina’s Official Bio

74. Casey, Philadelphia Eagles

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    Hometown: Unknown

     

    Tenure: Fourth Year

     

    Cheerleader Fact: Casey thinks snakes are creepy, loves the show Criminal Minds and describes herself as a huge movie buff. Oh, and her favorite movie is My Best Friend’s Wedding.

    The craziest thing she’s ever done was take a last-minute flight to Boston. This one...not exactly a thrill seeker! Adorable nonetheless.


    Casey’s Official Bio

73. Lesha, Houston Texans

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    Hometown: Houston

     

    Tenure: Rookie

     

    Cheerleader Fact: Lesha’s career goal is to become a plastic surgeon, and her favorite television show is Keeping Up with the Kardashians.

     

    There has to be some sort of correlation there.


    Lesha’s Official Bio

     

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72. Erica, Tennessee Titans

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    Hometown: Nashville, Tennessee

     

    Tenure: Fifth Year

     

    Cheerleader Fact: Erica loves Justin Timberlake, has a teeny tiny dog named Posey and can cook fresh pineapple fajitas at home all by herself.

     

    Decent taste in music...a dog person...and she can cook fajitas. The line forms to the left, fellas.


    Erica’s Official Bio

71. Hope, San Diego Chargers

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    Hometown: Dana Point, California

     

    Tenure: Unknown

     

    Cheerleader Fact: Hope is a red-haired, hazel-eyed student at San Diego State University.

     

    How the boys at SDSU get anything done is anybody’s guess.

     

    Hope’s Official Bio

     

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70. Rachel, Minnesota Vikings

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    Hometown: Plymouth, Minnesota

     

    Tenure: Rookie

     

    Cheerleader Fact: Rachel loves Channing Tatum, Googling random things and talking about learning a foreign language (but not actually learning one). Her favorite phone app is Emoji.

     

    I love all of those things too! I’m thrilled to learn I’m not alone in creating elaborate Emoji scenes that are usually met with “You have too much free time” as a response.


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69. Rie, Atlanta Falcons

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    Hometown: Yokohama, Japan

     

    Tenure: Unknown

     

    Cheerleader Fact: Rie came to the U.S. “specifically to cheer for the Atlanta Falcons,” and her favorite movie is Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit.

     

    Now...either she’s joking about her favorite movie—or the Japanese translation of that movie is much better than the English version.


    Rie’s Official Bio

68. Jordan, Jacksonville Jaguars

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    Hometown: Unknown

     

    Tenure: Fifth Year

     

    Cheerleader Fact: The Jags don’t have any bios listed for their cheerleaders, but I do know Jordan is a communications major. 

    I also know the capitals of all 50 states and can label them properly on a map. Junior high geography was killer.


    Jordan’s Official Bio

67. NaShanta, Baltimore Ravens

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    Hometown: Columbia, Maryland

     

    Tenure: 10th Year

     

    Cheerleader Fact: That’s right! According to her official bio, NaShanta has been cheering for the Ravens for a decade. Maybe Ray Lewis hooked her up with his deer-antler spray guy? I kid...don’t freak out.

     

    Seriously though—I’m not sure if the 10 years is a record for an NFL cheerleader, but it’s about five years more than most of the longest-tenured vets I’ve come across.


    NaShanta’s Official Bio

66. Brooke, Kansas City Chiefs

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    Hometown: Iowa City, Iowa

     

    Tenure: Second Year

     

    Cheerleader Fact: Brooke’s favorite color is pink, because it’s fun, feminine and makes her happy.

     

    That’s exactly how I feel about Zooey Deschanel.


    Brooke’s Official Bio

65. Kari, Tampa Bay Buccaneers

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    Hometown: Orlando, Florida

     

    Tenure: Rookie

     

    Cheerleader Fact: Unfortunately we are still waiting on a bio from Kari, but I did find her on Pinterest! From what I can tell she likes nail art, food, terrible cliches in print, extremely skimpy clothing and wedding...stuff.

     

    People who are super into weddings always weird me out a little, but I’m OK with it as long as they’re planning their own (or someone else’s). If she’s not planning her own wedding...well, then it’s very weird.


    Kari’s Official Bio

64. Jacqueline, Seattle Seahawks

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    Hometown: Renton, Washington

     

    Tenure: Second Year

     

    Cheerleader Fact: Jacqueline is a very busy girl. In addition to being a Sea Gal, she’s also a student who works part-time in sales at Nordstrom and interns at a Seattle radio station.  

     

    Is it wrong that I’m wondering when she finds time to watch television?


    Jacqueline’s Official Bio

63. Holly, Dallas Cowboys

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    Hometown: Denton, Texas

     

    Tenure: Third Year

     

    Cheerleader Fact: Holly says the one thing people would be surprised to learn about her is that she’s never been on an upside-down roller coaster.

    Frankly, I’m not all that surprised to learn that. Plenty of people are scared of roller coasters—they're called chickens.


    Holly’s Official Bio

62. Lelanna, Denver Broncos

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    Hometown: Unknown

     

    Tenure: Rookie or Fourth Year

     

    Cheerleader Fact: Lelanna is listed as a rookie on her official bio page, but unless she has a twin (with the same name) who was a Broncos cheerleader back in 2010, that declaration isn’t entirely accurate.

    But I suppose there are worse things in this world than inaccuracy...like war and famine.


    Lelanna’s Official Bio

61. Alyssa, Baltimore Ravens

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    Hometown: Kent Island, Maryland

     

    Tenure: Sixth Year

     

    Cheerleader Fact: Alyssa likes kicking it with her cats (and friends...and family) and cruising the Chesapeake Bay on her boat. Her ultimate career goal is to be happy and successful—vague goals are the easiest to meet.

    I’m not sure how well her career is going, but she already owns a boat, which means she’s doing pretty well thus far. If someone under the age of 60 owns a boat, I assume they’re ridiculously successful.


    Alyssa’s Official Bio

     

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60. Megan, Miami Dolphins

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    Hometown: Miami

     

    Tenure: Second Year

     

    Cheerleader Fact: Megan is currently a nursing student. Eventually she wants to travel the world, providing medical aid and education to those in need.

     

    Megan’s Official Bio

59. Pam, Minnesota Vikings

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    Hometown: Eden Prairie, Minnesota

     

    Tenure: Fifth Year

     

    Cheerleader Fact: Pam has always wanted to surprise a waitress with a $100 tip, her favorite app is Snapchat, she loves ridiculously hot wings, and she wishes she was great at...lots of things.

     

    Eventually she landed on being great at cleaning her house. This is what happens to indecisive people like us: We’re not sure, then pressure begins to build, and finally we blurt something terrible out.


    Pam’s Official Bio

     

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58. Jessica, Baltimore Ravens

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    Hometown: Pasadena, Maryland

     

    Tenure: Second Year

     

    Cheerleader Fact: Jessica likes Dexter, which is awesome. But she also likes the X Factor, which is terrible. She likes Ryan Gosling, who is awesome. But she also likes the The Black Eyed Peas, who are terrible.

     

    I’m just so conflicted.

     

    Jessica’s Official Bio

57. Hannah, Indianapolis Colts

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    Hometown: Bedford, Indiana

     

    Tenure: Third Year

     

    Cheerleader Fact: Hannah’s favorite movie is Zombieland, which she explains “sounds scary, but [is] actually hilarious.”

     

    I just like that she went the extra mile with the details. Also...I just really like Zombieland too.


    Hannah’s Official Bio

56. Lauren, Miami Dolphins

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    Hometown: Glendale, Arizona

     

    Tenure: Third Year

     

    Cheerleader Fact: Lauren’s biggest fear is needles because hates getting shots.

    Or does she hate getting shots because her biggest fear is needles?


    Lauren’s Official Bio

55. Geles Ann, Houston Texans

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    Hometown: Los Fresnos, Texas

     

    Tenure: Rookie

     

    Cheerleader Fact: If Geles Ann had $100,000, she says she’d build an auditorium of some sort in her hometown and put the rest of it away for her dream wedding.

     

    I’m not sure how much it costs to build an auditorium, but I’m thinking she wouldn’t have much (if any) left over for that wedding. Maybe she could commission a statue instead?


    Geles Ann’s Official Bio

54. Claire, Arizona Cardinals

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    Hometown: Phoenix

     

    Tenure: Veteran

     

    Cheerleader Fact: Claire is a third-generation Arizonan, which is something she feels is worth bragging about a little.

     

    I guess I’m a third-generation Pennsylvanian...which means I learned to ride a dirt bike right around the time I learned to walk.


    Claire’s Official Bio

53. Malia, Philadelphia Eagles

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    Hometown: Unknown

     

    Tenure: Rookie

     

    Cheerleader Fact: If Malia could spend the day with anyone in the world, it would be the late Michael Jackson.

    She clarified "if he were still alive." Nice save.

     

     

    Malia’s Official Bio

52. Nicole, Dallas Cowboys

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    Hometown: Twin Falls, Idaho

     

    Tenure: Fourth Year

     

    Cheerleader Fact: I always wondered what kind of people out there are spending $100 bucks a pop on Lululemon yoga pants! Turns out, it’s Nicole—her favorite item of clothing is her Lululemon Wunder Under Pants. 

    I can’t even begin to imagine what Wunder Under Pants are. I considered Googling it, but there are some things in life we just don’t need to know.


    Nicole’s Official Bio

51. Kayla, Houston Texans

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    Hometown: Highlands, Texas

     

    Tenure: Third Year

     

    Cheerleader Fact: She may not look like it, but Kayla is pretty easy to please. Give her some chicken and dumplings and an iPod stacked with country music to listen to during a day at the beach, and she’ll be happy as a clam.

     

    I never understood that expression. Are clams happy? Aren’t they just barely mobile blobs of edible goo? Whatever.

     

     

    Kayla’s Official Bio

     

     

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50. Natalie, Miami Dolphins

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    Hometown: Little Rock, Arkansas

     

    Tenure: Fourth Year

     

    Cheerleader Fact: Natalie as a B.A. in something from Ball State and has a celebrity crush on Ginuwine.

     

    I’m very sorry for that. The Dolphins cheerleader bios are seriously lacking in interesting information.

     

    Natalie’s Official Bio

49. Angela, San Diego Chargers

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    Hometown: San Diego

     

    Tenure: Unknown

     

    Cheerleader Fact: Angela is a blonde-haired, blue-eyed student at San Diego State University.

     

    My guess? She’s majoring in either communications, nutrition or business.


    Angela’s Official Bio

     

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48. Alicia, Philadelphia Eagles

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    Hometown: Unknown

     

    Tenure: Eighth Year

     

    Cheerleader Fact: Alicia is random as hell, which makes her completely amazing. Her biggest fear are the “edges of buildings.” She loves playing poker and obviously loves the lifestyle—her favorite movie is Rounders (a poker movie), and if she could spend the day with anyone it would be Daniel Negreanu (a poker player).

    Daniel Negreanu is epic and happens to be my favorite poker player too! But seriously, Alicia had me at “edges of buildings.” That’s so absurdly random that I’m pretty sure I’m going to develop another strange phobia.

     

    Alicia’s Official Bio

47. Ashlee, Tampa Bay Buccaneers

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    Hometown: Palm Harbor, Florida

     

    Tenure: Third Year

     

    Cheerleader Fact: It was difficult to focus on anything else after reading that Ashlee’s favorite movie is Burlesque, an over-the-top train wreck starring Cher and Christina Aguilera. She also like The Holiday, which is also wretched, but in an entirely different way.

     

    I know it sounds like I’m judging her based on those choices—it’s because I am. I’m sorry...but books, records, films—these things matter. Call me shallow, but it’s the freaking truth.

     

    (Just to clarify—that last part was a quote from a good movie.)


    Ashlee’s Official Bio

46. Kori, Baltimore Ravens

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    Hometown: Baltimore

     

    Tenure: Rookie

     

    Cheerleader Fact: If you’re like me, you probably often find yourself wondering what kind of people are dedicated watchers of all the terrible reality shows on television these days.

     

    Apparently they are people like Kori, who couldn’t narrow her favorite reality show down to just one. Instead she named her top four—the top four of what I imagine is a much longer list.

     

    Kori’s Official Bio

45. Jackie, Dallas Cowboys

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    Hometown: Lancaster, California

     

    Tenure: Fifth Year

     

    Cheerleader Fact: A woman after my own heart, Jackie has a whole mess of very irrational fears. Itty-bitty ants have been known to make her cry, and tidal waves are one of her pressing concerns. 

    As someone who is deathly afraid of earthworms, not to mention most bugs, I definitely am feeling her pain on this one.

     

    Jackie’s Official Bio

44. Emily, Tampa Bay Buccaneers

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    Hometown: Tampa, Florida

     

    Tenure: Rookie

     

    Cheerleader Fact: Emily is a full-time student who dedicates most of free time with her mother, who is facing a long road to recovery after undergoing major surgery that fused her ankles together.

     

    At least I think that’s what happened in the surgery. In any event, it looked pretty serious and Emily looks like the perfect daughter. I can’t spend more than 10 minutes at a time with my own mother.


    Emily’s Official Bio

43. Zoe, Seattle Seahawks

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    Hometown: Auburn, Washington

     

    Tenure: Rookie

     

    Cheerleader Fact: Zoe’s favorite part about being a Sea Gal is being around so many “beautiful, talented, smart, and dedicated women.”

     

    So she’s in it for the ladies too—just like y’all.


    Zoe’s Official Bio

42. Alice, Atlanta Falcons

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    Hometown: Eden, North Carolina

     

    Tenure: Unknown

     

    Cheerleader Fact: Alice is both beautiful and practical. The first thing she’d do after winning the (theoretical) lottery is pay off any family medical bills.

     

    And again I’m reminded how irresponsible I am with money. I’d probably spend most of it on gold chains and jet skies.

     

    Alice’s Official Bio

41. Amanda, Arizona Cardinals

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    Hometown: Eden, North Carolina

     

    Tenure: Fourth Year

     

    Cheerleader Fact: Amanda really enjoys hanging out with her two furry friends, Jax and Dakota.

     

    It’s unclear whether she is referring to a couple of pets or if she’s friends with two people who dress up as mascots as part of an upsetting sexual fetish.


    Amanda’s Official Bio

40. Mia, Dallas Cowboys

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    Hometown: Burleson, Texas

     

    Tenure: Fifth Year

     

    Cheerleader Fact: Mia is a talker who describes herself as bubbly, silly, determined, passionate and loving. Her dream is to become a talk show host—and if she really is all of those things, we’ll probably be seeing her on television soon enough.

    Wonder if she’d want to take over for Maury Povich? He’s 74 years old and not gonna live forever—those paternity tests aren’t going to happen by themselves.

     

    Mia’s Official Bio

39. Nicole, Miami Dolphins

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    Hometown: Hinsdale, Illinois

     

    Tenure: Second Year

     

    Cheerleader Fact: Nicole’s dream job is to “find a way to incorporate nutrition in autistic children and adults.” 

    I feel like saying anything about that will come across as insensitive...so let’s just say it’s oddly specific and leave it there.

     

    Nicole’s Official Bio

38. Truly, Washington Redskins

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    Hometown: Middletown, New Jersey

     

    Tenure: Second Year

     

    Cheerleader Fact: When Truly isn’t cheering for the Redskins, she’s actually a pretty regular girl. She works in marketing for a local magazine, doing most of their event planning.

    It’s nice to see a real Jersey girl who is not sullying the Garden State with her mere existence on Earth. Unlike those sticky, rat-faced smoosh monsters on Jersey Shore.

     

    Truly’s Official Bio

37. Kendal, Denver Broncos

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    Hometown: Unknown

     

    Tenure: Rookie

     

    Cheerleader Fact: Kendal is a rookie with no bio and no last name posted. Which means I don’t know anything about her and am not going to spin my wheels investigating every Kendal in the Denver area.

     

    So how about I just tell you something about me! I would definitely consider sleeping with Christopher Walken if he propositioned me.

     

    Kendal’s Official Bio

36. Geneva, Tampa Bay Buccaneers

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    Hometown: Providence, Rhode Island

     

    Tenure: Rookie

     

    Cheerleader Fact: Geneva is one of the rookies who is still without a bio. Yay Google! I found her on Twitter, which she uses mostly to post ominous warnings about the day based on horoscopes.

     

    I also found out she’s a bit of a bruiser. You don’t want to get on this one’s bad side.


    Geneva’s Official Bio

35. Sara, Baltimore Ravens

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    Hometown: Bel Air, Maryland

     

    Tenure: Third Year

     

    Cheerleader Fact: Sara is a big-time Betty White fan who says her favorite television show is The Today Show. She enjoys rocking out to some house music. 

    If The Today Show is Sara’s favorite, I’m going to go ahead and assume she’s never seen any other shows in her entire life. That’s the only explanation.

     

    Sara’s Official Bio

34. Marcy, Oakland Raiders

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    Hometown: Unknown

     

    Tenure: Veteran

     

    Cheerleader Fact: Marcy's first job (which she described as "embarrassing") was at an old-fashioned ice cream parlor near the Honolulu Zoo. Apparently they are famous for making a spectacle every time someone ordered the 30-scoop sundae.

     

     

    After high school I actually moved to Waikiki for a year to do absolutely nothing. If I'm not embarrassed about wasting my life savings (which wasn't much and came entirely from my grandfather) doing that, Miss Marcy shouldn't be embarrassed about holding down a job!


    Marcy’s Official Bio

33. Ashley, Denver Bronco

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    Hometown: Yardville, New Jersey

     

    Tenure: Second Year

     

    Cheerleader Fact: Ashley describes herself as “a total nerd,” which is fairly accurate. She thinks it’s because she loves reading books, spending time with her family, and hiking/biking with her boyfriend.

     

    I don’t really consider that stuff super nerdy though—it’s pretty normal for most people in their post-college years. So I’m not sure what, exactly, makes her a nerd...it’s more of a feeling.


    Ashley’s Official Bio

32. Chelsey, Philadelphia Eagles

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    Hometown: Unknown

     

    Tenure: Third Year

     

    Cheerleader Fact: Chelsey is another cheerleader whose favorite quote comes courtesy of actress Audrey Hepburn:

     

    I believe in pink. I believe that laughing is the best calorie burner. I believe in kissing, kissing a lot. I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong.  I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls. I believe that tomorrow is another day and I believe in miracles.

     

    I believe in pink? Seriously? No thanks. Although they were only distantly related, give me Katharine Hepburn every day of the week and twice on Tuesday.

     

    Sayeth she: “If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun” and “Enemies are so stimulating” and “Life is hard, after all, it kills you.”

     

    Chelsey’s Official Bio

31. Mackenzie, Dallas Cowboys

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    Hometown: Jacksonville, Florida

     

    Tenure: Third Year

     

    Cheerleader Fact: Teeny tiny Mackenzie worked her butt off to make the DCC in 2011—the two women in charge in Big D loved her, but were concerned about her pint-sized frame (especially her short legs) right up till the end of training camp.

    I have ridiculously short legs myself, so a big shout out to Mackenzie for keeping her cool all summer while dozens of people discussed her legs as if they were a disability. I’m far less patient.

     

    Mackenzie’s Official Bio

30. Erica Nicole, Philadelphia Eagles

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    Hometown: Unknown

     

    Tenure: Rookie

     

    Cheerleader Fact: Erica Nicole is pretty chill for a chick with two names—they have a tendency to be high maintenance. She likes Ne-Yo, grubs at a place called Nina’s and can’t live with her Chapstick.

    I’m allowed to say that thing about broads with two names because I am a broad with two names. And please note there is nothing pejorative in my use of the word “broad”—I just really enjoy it.

     

    Erica Nicole’s Official Bio

29. Monica, Tampa Bay Buccaneers

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    Hometown: San Diego

     

    Tenure: Second Year

     

    Cheerleader Fact:  Monica’s favorite television shows are The Game, The Jamie Foxx Show, Martin, Living Single and Friends. So was the question “what were your favorite TV shows in 1999?” Except The Game is slightly more current, so there is no explanation for this.

    By the way, Monica is a middle school science teacher. I’m picturing my middle school science teacher right now—Mrs. Hoss (totally not a joke). She was large, old and completely horrifying! Kids today have it so easy.

     

    Monica’s Official Bio

28. Brita, Seattle Seahawks

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    Hometown: Port Townsend, Washington

     

    Tenure: Second Year

     

    Cheerleader Fact: If you’re thinking Brita has the name and the looks of a Norse goddess—you’re right. She’s minoring in Scandinavian studies with a focus in Norwegian language.

     

    This is going to sound mean...but I hate her. And yes, it’s because I’m wicked jealous.


    Brita’s Official Bio

27. Danielle, Dallas Cowboys

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    Hometown: Long Island, New York

     

    Tenure: Second Year

     

    Cheerleader Fact: Like most of the DCC, Danielle’s favorite former Cowboys player is Emmitt Smith. Unlike the rest of the DCC, she actually included a little football information with her answer—adding “because he still holds the record for leading rusher in the NFL!” 

    I realize that’s not exactly privileged information, but I appreciate that she knows it and felt the need to tell everyone else she knows it too. I’d have done the same thing.

     

    Danielle’s Official Bio

26. Leanna, Indianapolis Colts

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    Hometown: Crawfordsville, Indiana

     

    Tenure: Rookie

     

    Cheerleader Fact: If Leanna could take three things with her on a deserted island, they would be family, friends and food.

     

    Bring 'em along in their houses and suddenly the deserted island is just Crawfordsville. I’d make it not a deserted island!

     

     

     

    Leanna’s Official Bio

25. Heather, Atlanta Falcons

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    Hometown: Unknown

     

    Tenure: Rookie

     

    Cheerleader Fact: OK, so Heather isn’t actually listed on the current roster, but she was photographed for their swimsuit calendar and there’s an official Facebook page that seems to suggest she actually is.

     

    And if you can’t trust Facebook, who can you trust?


    Heather’s Official Facebook Page

24. Jennifer, Jacksonville Jaguars

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    Hometown: Unknown

     

    Tenure: Rookie

     

    Cheerleader Fact: The Jags don’t have any bios listed for their cheerleaders, but I do know Jennifer is a personal banker.

    I also know there is a town in my home state of Pennsylvania called Intercourse.

     

    Jennifer’s Official Bio

23. Tori, Oakland Raiders

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    Hometown: Unknown

     

    Tenure: Veteran

     

    Cheerleader Fact: Tori got her first job at the age of eight—she was paid $20 for a day of sweeping hair at the barbershop where her mother worked.

     

    That’s a pretty sweet racket! I would’ve thought I won the lottery at that age if someone had given me $20.

     

     

    Tori’s Official Bio

22. Candace, Denver Broncos

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    Hometown: Richfield, Ohio

     

    Tenure: Fourth Year

     

    Cheerleader Fact: Candace’s favorite book is Through My Eyes, which is apparently some kind of inspirational tale by former Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow. 

    Nobody tell John Elway or John Fox...

     

    Candace’s Official Bio

21. Carissa, Dallas Cowboys

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    Hometown: Apex, North Carolina

     

    Tenure: Second Year

     

    Cheerleader Fact: Carisa is still afraid of the dark (the boogeyman is a lifelong threat for some people), and if she could have one superpower it would be flying...because she hates traffic. 

    I don’t want to get all serious here, but that superpower decision is one of the most short-sighted responses ever.

     

    Carissa’s Official Bio

20. Melissa, Minnesota Vikings

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    Hometown: Coon Rapids, Minnesota

     

    Tenure: Rookie

     

    Cheerleader Fact: Melissa’s beauty secret is swishing hydrogen peroxide for a minute to whiten her teeth.

     

    On it!

     

    Glug glug...swish swish...gulp gulp...“Just don't swallow it!”

     

    Ahhhhhhh!!!


    Melissa’s Official Bio

     

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19. Madison, Washington Redskins

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    Hometown: Atlanta

     

    Tenure: Second Year

     

    Cheerleader Fact: Madison earned her B.S. in health science and master’s degree in social work from Howard University in D.C. Her dream is to open up a mental health agency that offers various forms of therapy to community members in need.

    As a resident of the nation’s capital (actually, these days I’m just south of it), all I can say is that I hope Atlanta keeps sending us their A+ human beings. We’re at such a deficit of humanity around here, with Congress being in town and all.

     

    Madison’s Official Bio

18. Whitney, Baltimore Ravens

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    Hometown: Ravenswood, West Virginia

     

    Tenure: Second Year

     

    Cheerleader Fact: A Marshall University graduate, Whitney is a Mountain State transplant who dreams of doing the sports broadcasting thing for ESPN someday.

     

    And as soon as she gets there, she’ll immediately start dreaming of leaving for Fox. That’s how it goes these days.

     

    Whitney’s Official Bio

17. Sam, Tampa Bay Buccaneers

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    Hometown: Lakewood, Florida

     

    Tenure: Rookie

     

    Cheerleader Fact: Sam is a district aide in the Florida State House of Representatives. Finally something within Florida government that isn’t plague on humanity.

    No offense, Floridians. But you have to know that the Sunshine State is a lawless wasteland where dreams go to die.

     

    Sam’s Official Bio

16. Kisato, Denver Broncos

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    Home Country: Japan

     

    Tenure: Second Year

     

    Cheerleader Fact: Kisato is really into her family, referring to them as her “prized possessions,” the “one thing [she] values most in life” and her “greatest inspiration.”

     

    They strike me as the type of group that gives out a “Family Member of the Month” award, but since they can’t ever make a decision, they all just share it.  

     

    I know that was weird.


    Kisato’s Official Bio

15. Tandra, Tennessee Titans

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    Hometown: Nashville, Tennessee

     

    Tenure: Sixth Year

     

    Cheerleader Fact: Poor Tandra’s birthday is two days before Christmas, which means she’s probably been getting shafted on the presents racket for most of her life.

     

    My birthday is right around Labor Day, so I can totally relate.


    Tandra’s Official Bio

14. Lindsey, Seattle Seahawks

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    Hometown: Redmond, Washington

     

    Tenure: Rookie

     

    Cheerleader Fact: Lindsey’s favorite quote is: “Love conquers all” (seriously), and she will try anything once—like extreme sports and such...don’t be weird about it.  

     

    Eventually she’ll learn love doesn’t conquer all. Bless her heart.


    Lindsey’s Official Bio

13. Lily, Miami Dolphins

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    Hometown: Miami

     

    Tenure: Third Year

     

    Cheerleader Fact: Lily’s most daring memory was water skiing in a lake filled with alligators, and her dream job is dancing in Broadway.

    That alligator thing sounds legit as hell. I’m sure I’m imagining something far more perilous than what she actually encountered, but still.

     

    Lily’s Official Bio

12. Dresdynn and Schuyler, Houston Texans

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    Hometown: Victoria, Texas

     

    Tenure: Fourth Year

     

    Cheerleader Fact: Twins Dresdynn and Schuyler share the same bio page and, apparently, all of the same interests and goals. They both want to be hospital administrators. Their favorite dish is gumbo. And they’re both quite fond of giraffes.

     

    Then again, who isn’t fond of giraffes?  


    Dresdynn & Schuyler’s Official Bio

11. Summer, Kansas City Chiefs

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    Hometown: Springfield, Missouri

     

    Tenure: Fifth Year

     

    Cheerleader Fact: The three words Summer picked to describe herself—stubborn, gullible and opinionated. Which may be the most refreshing change of pace ever.

     

    I am absolutely in love with her honesty...and maybe her too. I’d describe myself as sardonic, bossy and right—always right.


    Summer’s Official Bio

10. Whitney, Jacksonville Jaguars

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    Hometown: Unknown

     

    Tenure: Rookie

     

    Cheerleader Fact: The Jags don’t have any bios listed for their cheerleaders, but I do know Whitney is a nutrition major.

     

    I also know that your chances of dying on your way to purchase a lottery ticket are generally greater than your chances of actually winning.

     

    Whitney’s Official Bio

9. Eboni, Denver Broncos

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    Hometown: Unknown

     

    Tenure: Rookie

     

    Cheerleader Fact: Eboni is a rookie with no bio and no last name posted. Which means I don’t know anything about her and am not going to spin my wheels investigating every Eboni in the Denver area.

    So how about I just tell you something about me! I once fell in a pretty deep in the groundwater feature at a birthday party of mostly strangers. I was soaked up to my shoulders and had to borrow some clothes from a large male.

     

    Eboni’s Official Bio

8. Serena, Baltimore Ravens

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    Hometown: Bel Air, Maryland

     

    Tenure: Fifth Year

     

    Cheerleader Fact: Serena’s favorite place in the world to vacation is Naples, Italy.

     

    Obviously she appreciates hidden treasures—Naples is one of the most underrated cities on Earth.


    Serena’s Official Bio

7. Anjelica, San Diego Chargers

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    Hometown: Castle Rock, Colorado

     

    Tenure: Unknown

     

    Cheerleader Fact: Anjelica is a red-haired, blue-eyed dance instructor who attends (or attended) Palomar College.

    And that stunning red hair makes her one of the most easily recognized cheerleaders in the NFL.

     

    Anjelica’s Official Bio

     

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6. Maigan, Washington Redskins

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    Hometown: Thurmont, Maryland

     

    Tenure: Third Year

     

    Cheerleader Fact: Maigan is super into dance—like super into it. So if you’re thinking it’s just a hobby or something, thing again. Dance isn’t her hobby...it’s her entire life.

    I can totally relate. Just kidding...I really can’t.

     

    Maigan’s Official Bio

5. Tricia, Tampa Bay Buccaneers

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    Hometown: Seminole, Florida

     

    Tenure: Rookie

     

    Cheerleader Fact: Tricia doesn’t have a bio yet because they haven’t updated the rookie pages yet. But I actually found something that has led me to believe that none of the pages have been updated. Tricia was definitely a Bucs cheerleader last year.

     

    There are plenty of pictures of her out there and a local paper mentioned her making the team last July. I thought about adding one year to each of girls’ tenure, but their website is such a mess that I have no idea how accurate that would even be. So there’s really no point.

     

    My cheerleader quote would be: “If you can’t win, don’t try.”


    Tricia’s Official Bio

4. Elizabeth, Miami Dolphins

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    Hometown: Miami

     

    Tenure: Third Year

     

    Cheerleader Fact: Of anyone in the world, Elizabeth have lunch with Johnny Depp “because he’s an extraordinary actor and [she’d] like to pick at his brain.”

     

    I’d like to do other things with Johnny Depp. Like giggle and make terribly awkward small talk until he can’t take it anymore and leaves. I’m just being real.


    Elizabeth’s Official Bio

3. Jessica, Tennessee Titans

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    Hometown: Huntsville, Alabama

     

    Tenure: Third Year

     

    Cheerleader Fact: Jessica is crazy amounts of smart. Currently she’s working on her Ph.D. in biomolecular engineering at fancy pants Vanderbilt University.

     

    It took me three times just to spell biomolecular correctly. How depressing.


    Jessica’s Official Bio

2. Brittney, Dallas Cowboys

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    Hometown: Dallas

     

    Tenure: Third Year

     

    Cheerleader Fact: Brittney has good taste in everything—cartoon characters (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles), movies (Forgetting Sarah Marshall), television shows (Game of Thrones), charities (ASPCA) and shoes (flip flops).

     

    A low maintenance cheerleader with a sense of humor and sensible shoes. My girl here is like Halley’s Comet. If you don't know what that means, look it up.

    Brittney’s Official Bio

1. Christian, Seattle Seahawks

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    Hometown: Sumner, Washington

     

    Tenure: Rookie

     

    Cheerleader Fact: Christian’s favorite quote is the Alcoholics Anonymous thing about asking God for serenity to accept things you can’t change, courage to change the things you can and the wisdom to know the difference.

     

    Also...I’d like a pony. (Since we’re asking God for stuff.)


    Christian’s Official Bio

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