The year is 2013—so start acting like it.
No more naming your fantasy team "Show Me Your TD's," "Forgetting Brandon Marshall," "Mike" (??) or anything else that was painfully overused last year—and pretty much the past five years.
It's time to start getting both creative and relevant.
Picking out a fantasy team name is easily the most important decision you'll make this year. Forget researching for sleepers. Forget mining the waiver wire for the next Alfred Morris or Russell Wilson. Forget paying your bills.
This is crucial. It's the deciding factor in whether your league-mates will respect you or hate your guts forever.
And no, "Carlos Danger" is not some ground-breaking name. Neither is "Butt Fumble."
With all that being said, let's take a look at some fresh—and hopefully unique—team names for the 2013 fantasy football season.