Welcome to your one-stop shop for all the latest news and rumors, however feasible or far-fetched they may well be, from the Santiago Bernabeu.
---LAST UPDATED: Thursday, August 15 at 0730 ET---
With the La Liga campaign kicking off this weekend, Real Madrid will be keen to tie up any outstanding business as soon as possible.
And as one big-name signing continues to be linked, a host of lesser names may be ushered out the door in the Spanish capital over the next seven days.
This slideshow will be constantly updated throughout the week with the most recent news, rumours and rubbish pushed to the first few slides.
With that in mind, make sure you're continuously heading back—you wouldn't want to miss anything.